Hardcore porn

"TICKLE MI CULO" was an 18 minute hardcore porn film written and directed by a four-year-old boy.

100 years from now, Facebook will have 500 million accounts of DEAD people.

Most unliked videos on YouTube

Out of the top 10 most unliked videos on YouTube, 5 of them are from Justin Bieber.

Cheaters are punished

85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

Mathematics is worth it

A woman with a PhD in math won the scratch lottery four times by figuring out the algorithm of the ticket production. First, she won $5.4 million, then a decade later, she won $2million, then two years later $3million and in the summer of 2010, she hit a $10million jackpot. The odds of this has been calculated at one in eighteen septillion and luck like this could only come once every quadrillion years.

Most searched woman on the internet

Justin Bieber is the second most searched woman on the internet. Lady Gaga is at number one.

The most painful blow

A kick in the nuts, it's above 9000 in the scale of pain. Similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking 3000 bones at a time.

Murder nation

By the time the American child reaches 14, on an average they have seen around 11,000 murders on television.

By reading this sentence you have lost 25,000,000 cells. Don't worry your body just made 300 billion more.

Mrs. Eiffel Tower

Erika Eiffel is an American woman who famously "married" the Eiffel Tower in a commitment ceremony in 2007.

On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words.

Record for the most weddings

The record for the most weddings is held by King Mongkut of Siam, who had 9000 weddings and 9000 wives.

What politics realy means

The word "politics" describes the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

Biggest run in Las Vegas history

In the biggest run in Las Vegas history, a gambler turned 50$ into over 40 million dollars before losing it all.

Sex is healty

Having a lot of SEX can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can also help fight asthma. (I knew that sex is good for health)

Most-shoplifted book

The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world. (God said do not steal)

Bug eating

During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders whilst you sleep.

Human milk cheese

For a brief time in 2010, the Klee Brasserie restaurant in New York City served cheese made from the owner's wife's breast milk. Would you eat this cheese?

Man can legally beat his wife

In Arkansas US, A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

The average person spends in the life of 49 days, 13 hours and 41 minutes of lovemaking

The average person spends in the life of 49 days, 13 hours and 41 minutes of lovemaking.
Men "spent" on sex 52 days and 8 minutes of life, and the ladies a little behind - those in love-spend 47 days, 3 hours and 36 minutes. Sexual intercourse takes an average of 19.5 minutes, but ten percent of respondents said that games in bed last longer than half an hour, while a little less than ten per cent admitted to a hot party is over in less than five minutes.

Cold showers aphrodisiac

Studies have proven that cold showers actually stimulate your sex drive.

Facts about blue whales

This is the largest collection interesting facts about blue whales. What's the largest animal ever to inhabit the earth. The dinosaurs? Nope - it's actually the blue whale. If you know this, either you've been paying attention at elementary school or you're an avid naturalist.

The blue whale is big. Phenomenally big: it's almost the size of a space shuttle orbiter, or if you don't know how big that is, just go to your local basketball court. The blue whale is longer than it. They're also mysterious: despite their size, blue whales are so rare that even experts know little about them.

-          They can weigh up to 200 tons. That's about 8 DC-9 aircraft's or 15 school buses.

-           In fact, their tongue alone weigh about 4 tons as much as an elephant.  About 100 people can fit in a blue whale's mouth.

-          A blue whale heart is the size of a Mini Cooper and can weigh close to 2,000 pounds (~907 kg). Its heartbeat can be detected from two miles away and a human can easily crawl through its major arteries.

-          Blue whales can produce sounds louder than a jet engine (188 dB vs. jet engine's 140 dB) and can communicate with other whales up to 1,000 miles away.

-           A single adult eats about 4 tons of krill (tiny shrimplike animals) a day.

-          The spray from a blue whale's blowhole is almost as tall as a three-story building (30 feet or 9 m). A toddler can fit into its blowhole.

-          The average length of a blue whale is 70 to 85 feet but they have been known to reach lengths of 100 feet (30 m).  Lengthwise that's the equivalent of two city buses and longer than an NBA basketball court.

-          The average lifespan of a blue whale is 60 to 70 years although according to various sources it is reported as low as 40 years and as high as 110 years.

-          Blue whales can swim at speeds up to 30 miles per hour.

-          The blue whale has a blowhole on the top of its head to breathe through.

-          Blue whales do sleep usually in the middle of the day.

-          The whale hears through sound waves traveling through the water.

-          Female whales are pregnant for about twelve months.

-          Females give birth to one calf every two to three years.

-          A newborn calf weighs about three tons when it is born and averages approximately twenty-five feet in length.

-          The blue whale is the loudest animal in the world.

-          The population of blue whales is dangerously low with only an estimated 1300 to 2000 left.

-          The female whales are longer than the males.

-          The largest blue whale ever recorded was an adult female measuring 108 feet. (Some sources say 106 feet.)

-          The blue whale is currently an endangered species.

-          The arteries of a blue whale are as big as drain pipes. It is estimated that they are large enough for a medium sized dog or even perhaps a small human to crawl through them.

-          The mouth of a blue whale is big enough to park a car in it.

-          The blue whale is also known as a sulfur-bottom whale.

-          Blue whales usually travel alone or in pairs.

Largest insects that ever lived

The largest insects that ever lived are members of the extinct dragonfly-like order Protodonata, which means “early dragonfly.” The name “griffinfly” has been proposed for members of this order because important differences distinguish them from modern-day dragonflies. Protodonata’s fossil record ranges from the Late Carboniferous to the Late Permian periods of the Paleozoic era. This was about 300 million years ago, before the dinosaurs, which evolved during the Mesozoic era.

The largest known species is the Late Permian Meganeuropsis permiana, with wingspans longer than 75 cm (30 in. or 2.5 ft) and an estimated weight of over 450 g (1 lb.), similar to a crow. This is larger than any insect that has ever lived, land- or air-based – the heaviest insect today is the larval stage of the Goliath Beetle, with a top weight of 115 g (4.1 oz). As the Late Carboniferous Meganeura is a species of similar size to Meganeuropsis and is much better known, the information in this article will primarily focus on Meganeura.

Nude Recreation

According to American Association for Nude Recreation (yes, it exists), naturist (nude) resorts have grown from a $200 million industry in 1992 to $440 million in 2008.The most popular sport at these resorts? Volleyball.

The Mysterious Leh Magnetic Hill

Nestled between the Great Himalayas and Karakoramh mountains, Leh Magnetic Hill apparently has magnetic properties capable of pulling vehicles uphill.
Located just 30 km from the city of Leh, the Magnetic Hill is quite a popular tourist attraction in India. Travelers from all over the world are drawn here by its mysterious magnetic powers. There is a marked line on the road going up the hill, where drivers are instructed to put their cars in neutral and sit back as they get pulled up at speeds over 20 km/h.

Single biggest charge to a credit card in the history

In 2009, Josh Muszynski of New Hampshire made the single biggest charge to a credit card in the history of the world. How much? $23,148,855,308,184,500 (let's just say $23 quadrillion). What did he buy? A pack of cigarettes at a BP station. The charge was the result of a computer glitch by Visa, which took the charge off his account. They also refunded his $15 overdraft fee.

McDonald's fries are made with beef extract

This isn't even something they're trying to hide. The nutrition facts for the fries mention that they have a "natural beef flavor". Strangely enough, the fries also contain wheat and milk.

This was actually the subject of some controversy in 2001. A class action suit was filed against McDonald's for causing emotional distress to vegetarians who mistakenly ate the fries without knowing that they contain beef.

Un-Hygienic Data on the London Underground

During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries:

This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
* 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
* 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
* vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
* human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
* human excrement
* rodent excrement
* human semen

When the seats were taken apart, they found:
* the remains of 6 mice
* the remains of 2 large rats
* 1 previously unheard of fungus

Model T

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Clock snooze

Apparently 1/3 of people with
alarm clocks hit the 'snooze'
button every morning, and from
25-34 age group, it is over 1/2. (r
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Lucky man

In 1989, a guy named Donald Scheer paid $4 for an old painting at a flea market in Adamstown, PA. Later, while removing the painting from the frame, he found a copy of the US Declaration of Independence tucked in between them. It turned out to be an original printing, of which there were only 24 in existence. He sold it for $2.42 million.

The longest kiss ever

The longest kiss lasted 46 hr 24 min 9 sec and was achieved by Ekkachai and Laksana Tiranarat (both Thailand) at an event organized and hosted by Louis Tussaud's Waxworks in Pattaya, Thailand on 13 to 15 February 2011.

Indonesians seek cure from 'track therapy'

People suffering from illnesses in Indonesia's capital Jakarta have started treating themselves with a highly unusual - and potentially deadly - form of 'therapy'.
They claim that lying on train tracks allows an electric flow to pass through their bodies, curing their ailments.
But the authorities have repeatedly urged them not to do it, warning them of the risks.

Moon

Moon, takes same amount of time to spin about its own axis as it takes to complete an orbits the Earth.

So, in the 27.32 days traveling around Earth, the Moon also spins about its axis one time.

Hypnotizing rain

Did You Know? that rain has the ability to hypnotize people to his memory the resonance of the past. And without being able to get the scientific evidence, scientists could only conclude “In the rain, there are songs that can only be heard by those who miss”.And at this point, scientists believed that humans usually get inspiration.

THE SAILING STONES

THE SAILING STONES , also referred to as sliding rocks or moving rocks, are a geological puzzling phenomenon found in California, Death Valley. These rocks, some as heavy as 300 Kilograms, are mysteriously transported across a virtually flat desert plain without human or animal intervention, leaving erratic trails in the hard mud behind them, some hundreds of yards long. They move by some mysterious force, and in the nine decades since we have known about them, no-one has ever seen them in motion.

The world’s first ATM cash dispenser

The world’s first ATM cash dispenser was installed on June 27th 1967 at Barclay’s Bank in Church Street , Enfield in England . It was opened by Reg Varney. (Actor) Fans turn out to meet and see Reg Varney be the first person to use an ATM.

Rock stars die at 27?

One of the founders of the "Rolling Stones' Brian Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, lead singer of 'The Doors' frontman Jim Morrison and" Nirvana "Kurt Cobain died and Amy in the 27th year.

British singer Amy Winehouse, who was found dead today at his home in London, another famous rock star who died at 27 year.

One of the founders of the "Rolling Stones' Brian Jones, guitarist Jimmy Hendrix, Janis Joplin singer, lead singer of 'The Doors' Jim Morrison and front man of" Nirvana "Kurt Cobain also died with 27 years of age.

The first died Jones, who left shortly before the death of "Stones" because of disagreements with other members.

In July of the 1969th he was found dead in his pool in the English county of Sussex, and found it was his girlfriend.

In the official report on the cause of death was stated that this is an accident, and that his liver and heart were damaged by the use of drugs and alcohol, but it was suspected that he was killed.

Hendrix died in September next year at a hotel in London. He suffocated from vomiting after he drank the sleeping pills and red wine.

A month later, in the same age, died on Janis Joplin, in a hotel in Los Angeles. It is believed that she died because of heroin overdose.

Morrison was found dead in a bathtub in his apartment in Paris, in July the 1971st year. It is suspected that the cause of death, heart attack, although he never performed an autopsy.

Cobain, who had big problems with the use of heroin, killed himself in the head, at his home in Seattle in April 1994. year.

Many others, less well-known musicians, also died in the 27th year, reports AFP.

Among them is the keyboard player of the American rock band "Grejtful ded" Roger "pigpen" Makernan.

He died in March 1973. The outpouring of blood, caused by alcoholism. Guitarist and songwriter from the Welsh rock band "preservation of old monuments Street pričers" Richie Edwards disappeared in February 1995. , and his car was found abandoned near a notorious place for suicide. It was officially declared dead 2008th.

Longest place name still in use

The longest place name still in use is:
Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteat uripukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu
-- a New Zealand hill. (See if your spell check has this word)

Clockwise staircases

Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be
right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

Theory of Relativity

According to Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, it is possible to go slower than light and faster than
light, but it is impossible to go the speed of light. Also, there is a particle called tackyon, which is supposed to go faster than light. This means if you fire a tackyon beam, it travels before you fire it.

Confusion

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Left-hand side driving

Until 1965, driving was done on the left-hand side on roads in Sweden. The conversion to right-hand was done on a weekday at 5pm. All traffic stopped as people switched sides. This time and day were chosen to prevent accidents where drivers would have gotten up in the morning and been too sleepy to realize that this was the day of the changeover.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed, but the only way to be disqualified was to poke someone's eye out.

Left-handed people

A left-handed person finds it easier to open a jar than a right-handed person because they can supply a stronger anticlockwise turning force than a right-handed person. However a right-handed person will find it easier to tighten the jar up afterwards.

Global village

If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Americas and 8 Africans. Only 1 would own a computer.

Confusion

Rolling Stones band member Bill Wyman married a 19 year-old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time Wyman's son was engaged to Mandy Smith's mother. If his son had married Smith's mother, Wyman would have been the step grandfather to his own wife.

Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left

Each nostril of a human being registers smells in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left. However, smells can be detected more accurately when made by the left nostril.

In L.A., it is an offense to lick a toad

In L.A., it is an offense to lick a toad. Apparently, people were getting high off them! (This explains a lot about the princess and the frog. The frog never turned into a prince, the princess merely thought the frog turned into a prince because she was high from kissing it!)

Cheese Products Contain Less than 51 percent Cheese

Any cheese whose package states it is processed or pasteurized is most likely made from less than 51 percent of cheese The other 49 percent would be a concoction of flavorings and concocted with additives and flavorings to give your taste buds the illusion of cheese.

Pregnant low

A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself absolutely anywhere she wants; even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

The largest known black hole has a mass of 18 billion Suns!

Located 3.5 billion light years away, this black hole is SO massive that it weighs six times as much as the previous record-holder and is contains about the same mass as a small galaxy! The gravitational field of the giant is so strong that it actually causes a smaller black hole with the mass of 100 million Suns to orbit it! At two points in every 12-year orbit, the smaller hole gets close enough to break through the matter on the outer edge of the larger hole, which causes an outburst that makes the surrounding quasar suddenly brighten. A quasar is a bright celestial object into which matter entering a black hole emits large amounts of radiation.

Average human grow 591 miles of hair

During your lifetime, the average human will grow 591 miles of hair. Unverified But hair does grows about 6 inches per year and the average head has 100,000 hairs. Take an average lifespan of 80 years. 6 x 100,000 x 80 = 48,000,000. Unfortunately hair growth is not uniform through out your lifespan, I have yet to find a formula for this.